Saturday, 7 November 2009

Lessons I've Learnt At Work - A collection of the best advice I've recieved from the supervisors at Starbucks.


'That's what she said' is never an 'appropriate response' to a customers order.


When a customer asks what time Starbucks closes, it is 'irresponsible and childish' to reply 'hammer time'.


Singing 'stock my fridge up, smack my bitch up' within earshot of customers is 'never acceptable' in the workplace.


When a customer cannot decide between two beverages and asks for advice, looking them in the eye and saying 'What would Jesus do?' is not 'in fitting with Starbucks regulations'.



Singing along to Spandeau Ballet's 'True' does not make up for 'gross negligence' whilst mopping, whether the performance is complete with actions or not.


It is 'inappropriate use of equipment' to practice curling by launching a mop bucket down the disabled ramp, then rapidly scrubbing in front of it.




That's it so far. But I'm always working..

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